Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 85 (Short Shorts Special)

Some guys just know how to wear shorts…and some guys even know how to wear short shiny shorts, even though it’s not fashionably acceptable. They all should, of course, be tied up.

If you go on a train wearing short shorts like these, you absolutely shouldn’t be surprised if people take secret photos of you…

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…short white nylon shorts…watch out when they get wet…all could be revealed…

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This guy is already offering himself up to be tied. Quick…where are the ropes?

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Selfie…is he trying to convince people he’s on holiday?

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Look at my balls…er…ball!

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 83 (Football Special)

There are plenty of fit footballers out there who should be kidnapped, roped or chained and then put on display wearing only their soccer strips…

…full shiny nylon kits are a must…

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…although shorts only is always a good look…

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…this soccer player fancies himself a little too much…he needs to be kidnapped and roped REALLY tightly…

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….Theo Walcott (on the left) would be a prize kidnap victim…

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…football shorts tend to be made from thin and revealing material…constant adjustments are required to ensure modesty is maintained…this footballer’s hands need to be tied behind his back…

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 82 (Under Armour Special)

Guys who flaunt their bodies wearing only tight and revealing under armour should definitely be kidnapped, restrained and then displayed for all to see. After all, that’s clearly what they want…isn’t it?

Look at this guy! He’s not even in a gym and yet he’s stripped down to his skintight shorts. He’s just asking to be abducted, chained up and displayed.

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This guy also seems to have lost his way to the gym. Luckily, something in his tight shorts seems to be pointing the way.

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Bulging muscles…bulging shorts…

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His Nike Pro Combat shorts suggest that he’s ready for action…

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 81 (Tight Jeans Special 2)

All of these guys have mastered the art of wearing tight jeans and therefore need to be abducted and then trussed up tightly using lots and lots of rope.

Daniel has definitely learned how to wear tight denim…and very little else…

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Someone needs to have a word with this fella and suggest that his jeans are perhaps a little too tight…you need to have room to maneuver down there…

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…skinny, spray on jeans…definitely good…

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…tight jeans…tight abs…what else is there to say?

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…stand this guy up…rope his hands behind his back immediately…expose those abs…

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Someone has clearly carved this guy’s physique using a hammer and chisel.

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 80 (Tight Jeans Special)

Wearing a pair of jeans, like wearing shorts, is a skill which only some people can do really well…especially these days with jeans getting fashionably tighter again. These guys have mastered it…and so they deserve to be kidnapped, tied up tight and then exhibited for all to see…

…tight jeans…needs tight ropes…

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‘What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monsterrrrrrr?’

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Shirtless with abs which are clearly polished on a regular basis…a good look!

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Another shot for the collection of shirtless Facebook profile pics…and why not?

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‘I just need to show a little more v-line…’

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 79 (Bumper Easter Shorts Special 3)

Here’s another set of guys who know how to look cool wearing only the skimpiest of tight little shorts. Tie them up. Tie them up now!!

This guy is wearing those tight shorts simply to reinforce a stereotype. Would he really go out training look like that? Really? If he was a long distance runner, he’d get friction burns!

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‘Package for delivery…’

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Here I am…wearing my tight little white shorts…looking cool and collected…in black and white because it makes me look sexier…

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He knows he looks good in that skintight gear…and he knows instantly where people are going to be looking when they meet him…

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This guy is clearly having a shorts malfunction…(if these animated GIFs don’t display correctly, click on them until they’re in their own windows)

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 78 (Shorts Special 2)

Guys who can wear shorts properly (especially skintight little lycra shorts) deserve to be kidnapped, restrained and then have their shorts clad bodies displayed for all to see…

…when this guy was pulling on his shorts that morning he must have noticed how he looked…and he must have realised that everyone else was going to notice as well…

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…in the 80s, everyone wore these little shorts without the slightest hint of shame…they were called ‘nutcrunchers’…can you see why?…

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…the express on this guy’s face is clearly saying, ‘Yep, I know I look good in these shorts…and you know I look good as well…’

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…I suggest a football kit redesign…boots, socks and shin pads as normal…no shirt and much tighter shorts…something like this…

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 77 (Shorts Special)

It takes a special talent to wear a pair of shorts correctly…especially if they’re skintight. These guys have that ability. They should definitely be kidnapped and displayed for all to gaze upon their wonder…

…good camera angle…suggests the photo taker was more interested in the shorts rather than the sporting prowess…

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…’looking down at my bulge’…

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…’looking down at my bulge’…

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…’looking down at my bulge’…

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Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up and Gagged – Part 75 (Special Christmas Slightly Drunk Edition)

This bunch of smooth, toned, white boys needs to be tied up because…..because….oh fuck it, who wouldn’t want to see them all tied up…or chained up…or both…anyway, here goes….

…this guy’s appeared on the internet a few times (mostly in a photoshopped photo where his waist has been made to look unrealistically small and the bulge in his shorts and his ass unrealistically big)…now, strictly speaking, I’m not gay myself (‘really’, you all chorus in disbelief), I definitely swing both ways, girls for ‘you know what’ but fit guys for bondage…but this guy is clearly gay, no straight guy wears shorts like that out in public without knowing exactly what’s going on and what they’re doing…unless they’re athletes…but that’s a whole other kettle of sardines…gaaaaaaaay…tie him up…

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…and I like this shot because even though it’s not posed, it quite clearly shows off what a bondage tempting body he has…and dripping wet shiny smooth skin is always good…he knows exactly what he’s doing…gaaaaaaay…tie him up…

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…this guy doesn’t seem to have a face…but let’s be honest…who cares? And he also seems to have left his underwear at home…or is he carrying it in his hand? Once again, gaaaaaaaaaaay…tie him up…

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…look at this guy…he has an expression on his face that says, ‘Look at my body, I’m perfect and also sexy’…what he’s actually saying is ‘Look at me, I’m a twat’…and he seriously needs to pull his shorts up…put your pubes away, fella…kids today, eh!!…having said that, the minute I have abs like that, I’m getting my body out and posting it on tumblr…gaaaaaay (him, not me, honest)…tie him up…

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…this guy has the prettiest face and the cutest smile…he obviously loves himself  just that little bit too much…gaaaaaaay…tie him up…then shove a great big ballgag in that cute mouth and pull a skintight rubber hood over his pretty boy looks…take away his power…

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…’ooooooh look, I’m in black and white, I’m all moody and mysterious…and look at my pubes, I have three’….seriously, if I’d have done this when I was at school, I’d have had the shit kicked out of me…gaaaaaay…..tie him up…

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…’I’ve just noticed that my shorts don’t have any pockets…doesn’t matter…I’ll shove my hands deep inside them, instead, and pretend that I’m cool and have ‘swag’ whilst at the same time taking the opportunity to play with my cock and balls’…silly fucker…gaaaaaaaaay…tie him up…

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…….’ha haaaaaaaa….I’m naked and I have a big ball between my legs….that’s because I have big balls between my legs….do you see what I did there? I’m so subtle and witty’……gaaaaaaay…tie him up…

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…oh, for fuck’s sake, Tom Daley, we know what you look like, and you know what you look like, so why do you keep teasing the world? Although, to be honest, it makes a pleasant change not to see you in a tiny little speedo (seriously though, your speedos are smaller than all the other athletes, you know that, don’t you?). Anyway…pull your pants up, Tom…gaaaaaaaaay (although not proven)….tie him up….definitely…

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…now…to business…how exactly would we like to tie up this group of perfect male specimens? Let’s have a look…

…like this? Simple…shirt off…blue jeans…gagged…definitely looking unhappy with the fact he’d agreed to do some bondage modelling…

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…or like this…you wouldn’t complain if you found that under the Christmas tree…although, me personally, I’d put more rope around his upper arms and jam a good sized ballgag in his mouth…and then add some crotch ropes around his waist and between his legs…and then put a hood on him, something tight and rubbery…and restrict his breathing…and put him in a cage…okaaaaayyyy…need to calm down now…

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…I don’t normally post naked bondage…but I like this one…and in the real world, those ropes wouldn’t hold him for sixty seconds…add a pair of handcuffs, for fuck’s sake…

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…lycra’s good…lycra’s tight…lycra shows off bulges in all the right places…I’m aiming to look like this one day…and when I do…tumblr will quake…

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…and here’s the same lycra clad guy in a hogtie…but it’s not a hogtie is it?? Tie his wrists to his ankles and do it properly, for fuck’s sake…

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…ouch…

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…double ouch…

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…’hello, mum’…

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…I wanna try this…

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…and seriously, I really wanna try this…someone contact me…

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…and here are some gratuitous shots of me, just for the hell of it…

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…enjoy!!

Oh, and for those of you who complain that I don’t update every week. Fuck off!! When did I ever say I was going to update every week?? I update whenever I feel horny and whenever I have enough material. So, I say again, fuck off!! If you’re not happy then go and find some other free shit on some other website.

And yes, the ‘Tom Daley Kidnapped’ story will keep coming. However, it doesn’t write itself and it doesn’t happen over night. I have to find time and the inclination. Nevertheless, there are a few chapters on the way including one following VERY soon. So keep an eye out! Look out for the bit with the drain/manhole cover/whatever the Americans call it coming up in a few chapters time. It’s a little bit ‘Dirty Harry’, or was it ‘Dirty Harry 2’. Nevertheless, it’s evil, even by my standards.

Merry Christmas, all!!

Guys Who Need To Be Tied Up And Gagged – Part 74

This group of toned white boys should be kidnapped and tied up immediately…

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…they should be roped and gagged and taught to understand the pleasures of breath control like this…

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…or stripped, roped and hooded like this…

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…or tied to a chair and subjected to electro-torture like this.,.

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…or stripped and hung on display like this…

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…crotch ropes can be ‘fun’ for the first time prisoner…

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…and an oversize ballgag is essential…

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…but maybe they should be placed head to toe in rubber and forced into a humiliating position using rigid restraints…

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…how would you restrain them?

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